three wishes seem too little

If i were granted three wishes, i wld wish for the following
1. cockroaches to be wiped out from the surface of this planet.
2. ppl wif B.O juz steer clear of me
3. Smokers shd lock themselves up in this non-ventilated capsule and suffocate themselve to death doubly fast being the smoker n passive smoker.

Was debating btwn calorie free chocolate and the smoker thingy,but decided to wish fr the benefit of the entire community instead,how noble of me. then again, i wld be savin a lot of ppl from heart diseases,obesity induced illnesses if calorie free choc existed, but nt me from my choc headaches ..dilemma..hahahah! gees i think i sound stoopid